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Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:15:35 AM »
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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2014, 10:19:34 AM »
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LOL.

I almost had to give you a week ban for such bad jokes but then you redeemed yourself with

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-Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
-Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.

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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2014, 02:16:54 PM »
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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2014, 02:27:45 PM »
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Mmmmmm, Twerky............
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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2014, 05:32:43 PM »
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Nice, but you listed this one twice :)

"What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2014, 05:52:06 PM »
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I am old lol

Screenshot or it didn't happen!  :P
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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2014, 07:45:44 AM »
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LOL! I'm glad I have a lot of down time at work today so I could truly appreciate this. Thank you year end processing code freeze! :D

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Re: Christmas Jokes for Pearls
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2014, 06:47:01 PM »
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What? No Jezus jokes?  ;D
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